simwisesucks:

I wrote this as a letter to The Guardian in response to an article I read yesterday by Terri White. I doubt they will print it, so I thought I would share it here to see what you guys think.

Please share, I think it has some important messages:

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I read your article by Terri White with some…

I’ve come to the conclusion that writing tabs using Guitar Pro is insanely difficult and not as simple as I’d hoped it would be… Not only that, but trying to make a song in 8-bit is ruddy difficult too… Ah well, I’ll sort it… It’s definitely not impossible :)

Is a bitch… Then you die…

However, there are some fun bits in there… Like, tucked away in the middle… Disguised as locusts or a tree or something… Maybe that bit of chewing gum you spat in the bin…

But yeah, sometimes, it’s annoying…

Quite rough, but let me know what you think :)

This was my dog last night… Bless him… He came over and chilled out when I got in :)

This is my dog chilling out… He was looking out of the window… He was glad to see me this morning though :)

Dis iz mah knitwear…

Is knowing I miss you, but knowing that it’ll never happen again… I have new stuff in my life, and I cope well with stuff I guess, but there’s been this part of me that can’t let go of that little thing that keeps me thinking… Think I need a lobotomy or something…

My friend has been arrested for stealing a piece of German Christmas cake… He’s being charged with handling stollen goods…

This is what I’d like my evening to be… Diggy hole shirt, beard and guitar… Drop D ftw!!